So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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