ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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