dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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