I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
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I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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