the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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