I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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