And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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