no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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