Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Are we still banned from the library?
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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