is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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