Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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