Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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