it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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