i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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