All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
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At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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