You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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