have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
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