Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
