If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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