butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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