Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
All I want is dick and wine.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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