how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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