never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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