But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
