K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Randomize