I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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