New low: just hacked my moms facebook
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel like abortions should bother me more
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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