no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
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There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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