wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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