i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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