IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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