I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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