I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
soo... how was my night?
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