it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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