Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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