this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
this will be a night to untag.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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