I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
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the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
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I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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