so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
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Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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