ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
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We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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