Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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