That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
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So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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