Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Randomize
