hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
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literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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