I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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