He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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