i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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