You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
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Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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