yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
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its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
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if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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