I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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