benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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