As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
this will be a night to untag.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
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shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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