would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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