somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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