the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
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All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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