Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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