I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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