It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
should my penis look like a turkey
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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