You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I bet he comes in French.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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